You might be that special breed of cat who likes to grab sounds, turn them inside-out then pump them over an unsuspecting crowd or do stuff we've never heard of. We understand that in the hands of the Professional sampler there aren't any rules. Check out Mega Music's range of awesome samplers and find the beast to make your own special noise.
For those needing all the joys of rhythm patterns and drum sounds without the hassle of a real drum-kit, a drummer and his/her annoying friends, we do indeed stock a selection of quality drum machines. Browse and buy here, or make your way to Mega Music. It won't sound like a thin piece of cheese being struck by a pop-stick these days, trust us. Unless you want one that does.