If you change the word "Locomotion", to "Mega Music", you can sing the verse of the Kylie Minogue hit as follows. Get a friend to do the parts in brackets and sing the last line together. Here we go. 1, 2, 3, 4...
You thought those old accessories were built to la-ast (c'mon baby, come to Mega Music)
But there will come a time when all good things must pa-ass (c'mon baby, come to Mega Music)
So on the day they fail on you, as they do-oo
Mega Mega Mu-u-sic is here for you
(So come on, come on, come to Mega Music with me!)
No liability accepted for any loss, injury or damage incurred from having this marketing genius stuck in your head all day.